Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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A man walks around a bar.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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