A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A fat man on a moped

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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pedophile

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