- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Know what's funny? Jokes.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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