why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Your momma's so fat...

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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pedophile

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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I went to the store and I fell

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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