- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

Your momma's so fat...

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

Wumbo

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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