Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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The Holocaust

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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