What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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whats black. an african american person

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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pedophile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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