Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Gale swallows.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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