What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Obama 2012

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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