Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Dick Chaney

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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