Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what is not funny? This joke.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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