What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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America Votes

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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