- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

pedophile

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Knock knock

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

A man walks around a bar.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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