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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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ur an fagit

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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The New York Giants

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