An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Barack Obama.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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