whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What do you call a Jew A Jew

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