- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Hi

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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