Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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My love life

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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