A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Women can vote? wtf

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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