- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Albert your flies undone.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??