- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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