A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

guess what what that wasnt it

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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