What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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My love life

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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