Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Asians.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Black people being friendly.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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