What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

My name is me I like fired chicken!

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Guess what? You guessed it.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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