How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Worms don't like apples.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Atheism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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