An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Why did? Yes

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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my whole life!

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Anti Joke

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