- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

kill yourself

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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