- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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