Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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What's the deal with brown?

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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THE GAME.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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