- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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