Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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