Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Refridgerator.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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i have a christmas tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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