- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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