Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Albert your flies undone.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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