whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Vote this down and get DOXED

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

What color is red paint? Red

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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