- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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