what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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