Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Joke

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Two planes walk into an office building

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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