What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What do you call a blue chair A black person

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

womans rights...

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

knock knock who's there? hope

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Cliterus

Homosexualism is so gay man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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