- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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