roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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