George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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