- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

wanna here a joke? you.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??