So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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