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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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what is not funny? This joke.

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

Dick Chaney

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

Anti Joke

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