What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Wumbo

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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