Wumbo

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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whats black. an african american person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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