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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

what is not funny? This joke.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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