Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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A man walks around a bar.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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