Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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