- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

How's your mum? she's dead..

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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