Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Obama 2012

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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