- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

A Woman out of the kitchen

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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