Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Women's rights.

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lebron

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Jesus

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Good to see you today!

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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