Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Swag.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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