What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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