Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Wumbo

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why? Because racecar.

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I went to the store and I fell

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Anti Joke

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