- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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