"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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