"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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