Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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