Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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y u no like me joke?

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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