- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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