- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

New mission: refuse this mission

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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