What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Cool Brian

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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