What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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