What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Rebecca Black

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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