- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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