- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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