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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

A Mormon walks into a bar.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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