What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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