Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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