One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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